Friday, June 25, 2010

slippery when wet


yesterday morning, i went to steffy's house and the door was open, so i just walked in. i was walking through the foyer, to the stairs, and steffy's mom walks by. i was like, "uh, hi mrs. ______." and, i ran upstairs before she could ask me how i got in. of course, i nearly fell up the stairs. yes, up. i ran into steffy's room and raped her. then, we headed down to the pool {i was wearing my bathing suit under my clothes}. there were a lot of people there and i was kind of overwhelmed. i felt out of place O_O there was a guy who kept on staring at me when steffy and i walked by so i jumped into the pool right next to him. we started talking and i ended up laying on him. steffy met a cute 'adam lambert-esque' kid. i think his name was michael. i don't remember. she'll happily tell you in her next post. after that, we walked back to her house and got our bikes {i keep mine at her house}. we rode them to evey's house where we picked her up and rode our bikes to the ice cream shop. papa's ice cream, trick. it's super, super good.

i'm planning on going shopping soon and i will discuss my finds.


Thursday, June 24, 2010

about the people we blog about

well, we do want you all too know about the people we blog about. these are the main people in our lives. and these are their stories.

-the girl on the right- cady, born arcadia, is a warwick native. she used to be steffy's friend back in middle school. but then, once they got to high school, cady grew embarassed of her friend, and ditched her for missy. cady is pretty snotty to people she doesn't like. she makes fun of you in front of you and she talks shit about you. she is tiny, very tiny, 5'1" but she will kick your ass. she is fluent in spanish since she has a large mexican family and she enjoys listening in to others speaking in spanish. she can be nice... if she likes you. if only.

-the girl on the right- evey. she is three years older than stefani and christelle, making her 2O. she is a badass college student, attending a rhode island university only 3O minutes away from warwick. she is our closest friend, though she doesn't go to our school. she comes to visit us often. when she isn't at school, she makes home with her parents. she knows cool people. she actually used to intern at a tattoo parlor. her family isn't very wealthy and she grew up working on her father's farm. she is full portuguese and she was actually born there. she used to dislike stefani because she didn't know her but then they met and instantly bonded. christelle liked her too. the three became fast friends.

isla, who is generally nice, can be a bit of a, well, bitch. she comes from a highly wealthy family. and i mean highly wealthy. she hates disappointing people and she thinks she is a failure whenever she makes mistakes. she aspires to be as perfect as a human being can be. she is highly annoying, always bitching about some small thing, and she is really bossy. she wants you to do what she wants you to, otherwise, she gets pissed. she thinks highly of herself and she expects everyone else to as well. she hangs out with cady, missy, katherine, and ray, aka the bitch girl clique.

katherine. whats to say about her? she is a bitch. she lies about almost everything. but the thing is, the lies aren't even believable. it is obvious when she lies though in her head, she stays oblivious to the obviousness. katherine's favorite pass time is talking about katherine and talking shit about everyone else. she absolutely adores herself and she can be very... well, frusterating. she absolutely hates stefani and she blames her for christelle's "loser" sterotype.

missy. she has always disliked stefani. she used to be fat in elementry and middle school but in high school, she lost all her weight. she has always had a tendancy to talk shit about others just so she wouldn't have to see her own problems. she is nice to your face, but a bitch behind your back. she is very closed minded and she is a pothead. she is always high and she loves smoking. she acts like she has all the money in the world, when in reality, she doesn't. her family is known to be in a bit of the poor side of warwick. but nobody except cady really knows that. at least, thats what she thinks.

-the girl on the right- ray. she is actually fairly nice. the nicest of the bitch clique. some people even question why she is in there anywho. maybe its because of her parents high social status. or maybe cause she has amazing fashion sense and a very beautiful face. i guess we'll never know. she hates admiting her flaws though and she is very stubborn. she does what she wants and she doesn't let anyone, except maybe isla, boss her around. she also is a bit of a whore at school. she adores her title too. she just... eggs everyone on, even spreading rumors about herself that aren't true.

yasmin. she is stefani and christelle's closest friend at school. she actually is very nice. she likes to hang with stef and chrissy but she has always been close to the bitchy clique. she hangs with them a lot too. she was actually steffy's best friend in third grade and in middle school but chrissy pushed them apart slightly. yasmin is half asian, but she pushes on it a lot. she brags about her

about christelle


second post of the fashion suicide.
salut, i am christelle of warwick, rhode island. i am seventeen, half french and half irish, and i tell it how it is.

few people call me chrissy but i will respond to it. i am currently residing in my hometown of warwick, rhode island and i will with my parents and my siblings. i have a younger brother, fourteen, and a younger sister, twelve. i am kind of the oddball of the family, if you chose to put it that way. i don't like taylor swift like my younger sister, i am not an athletic person like my brother, and i am not the star student like my parents want me to be. i like queen {all hail freddie mercury}, i play guitar religously, and i like to spend my days at thrift stores, not studying.

i have an acoutstic fender and a vintage electric rickenbacker. i am sort of a wild child and don't follow the rules but i am a sweet person... sometimes. my little sister is an a+ student and she is a total cookie-cutter kid. my brother is a jock who enjoys making perverted comments about my best friend, steffy, who he has a huge crush on. my father works in insurance and my mom is an interior designer {she thinks she's some big name, but no one really likes her shit}.

i want to get some tattoos when i'm a little older but my parents would utterly disown me at this point and i'm jobless so... i am the type of girl to pair a pearl necklace with my signature black oxfords. i'm a straight vegetarian {except for fish, but shush!} and i'm a huge animal person. i have curly hair and naturally mousey hair, but i change the color a lot. i'm kind of pale, which i don't like too much but i would never go tanning. i'm an okay whore, but you know you love me.


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

about stefani


welcome to the fashion suicide. this is my first official blog post before i go out to loiter on the streets of downtown warwick, rhode island.
who am i? i usually don't explain myself too often. i'm stefani. my friends and even my enemies call me steffy. i don't have a last name. well i do, but thats my information to share.
i grew up on the outskirts of warwick with a sister who is ten years older than me and a brother who is six. my parents are rich republicans who try to control my every move. nothing new there.
piano and music and writing and fashion are my four creative outlets. i've been through a lot which has shapped me as a person. i am a weird freak at my school, alongside my only friend who actually goes to my school, christelle. she and i have known each other for decades.
at school, i dont belong. im called cruel things. its ironic, really, that my parents gave me the same name as my inspiration, lady gaga. and i'm a singer and pianist as well. so the bitches at my school call me "mini gaga" of course.
i break rules and laws. im the girl that wears four inch stilettos to school while girls my age wear vans. my mother is a bit of a crazy drunk who doesn't pay attention. my dad never has.
my sister is a bitch, honestly. she acts like she is too good for the rest of us, making her workings as a college professor married to a doctor. my brother is still in school to be an engineer.
my nails are always painted black and i always wear about a billion large rings on each hand. i have an obsession with crosses. my college friend, evey, knew a guy who knew a guy and got me a few tattoos. i have a cross on my left wrist, the word "monster" on my right wrist, a quote on my upper arm of the left side. on my right hip i have a peace sign and a pin up girl on the right side of my upper body. she looks like me and she is holding a mask. also a koi fish on my right foot.
i believe in wearing tons of bracelets on each arm and clusters of cross and pearl necklaces and pearl studs in my ears.
i have slightly curly brown hair and brown eyes, fairly tan skin since im 5O% italian and 5O% portuguese. i do drink and do some crazy-ass shit. i can't help it. thats me.